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Some weeks are tougher than others. When you are a grown-up, you have to find little ways to get through crappy days sometimes. Annoyingly, alot of people do that with those shitty posters that have the black borders and moronic sayings having to do with teamwork and "dreams". I swear to god those friggin posters always make me madder than before I looked at them; they don't point anything out to me, or make me see things in a fresh, clean light. Want my attention? This is the poster I need to see in the dentists office:











THIS helps me understand things could be worse.